Sliced Turkey

an unexpected success

our second place win was sliced turkey

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6-8 slice of turkey

to insert a 6-8 inch "knife" to cut the turkey (womans asshole)

"She looks like she needs a 6-8 slice of turkey"

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Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.

"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"