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When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....
Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home
When a man’s penis is thinner than a uncooked noodle.
Man, Jerry had a slim dick when fucking Tyleigh yesterday.
A dick that is wrinkly or has wrinkles
Bro: yo I heard you got a Slim Jim Dick
Other bro: what?!?! Who said that shit
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