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A tool used to (illegaly or not) open doors on cars, by 'pulling up' the lock within the door.
I boosted that car with a slim jim
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A delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick rumored to have been made from the cheeks and foreheads of cattle. That may or may not be true. Currently it can be bought in different flavors such as nacho and tobasco, or even with a stick of waxy, horrible-tasting cheese. Can be purchased at just about any convenience store, super market, or gas station in the United States. It has been known to cause excitement in professional wrestlers.
Slim Jims go well with a cold soft drink.
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A penis that is very slim and and long, like a slim jim
She wants my Slim Jim. I cant blame her.
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A long slender meat that millions of people put in there mouths everyday until they can swallow what is left of it.
My girlfriend loves slim jims.
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When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.
Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!
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Someone's wife who has an eating disorder and tans so much their skin turns brown and wrinkles.
I'm gonna go home and snap into my slim jim.
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yeah i gave him a slim jim so he didnt get it on my sheets.
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