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When a man's "Penguin" accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the asshole mid thrust, without skipping a beat due to it being extremely slippery.
I'm sorry baby... i didn't mean for a slippery penguin to happen. Good for you though, champ.
When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
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a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass
It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.
You are a slippery penguin.
One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was
Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!
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Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.
I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.
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This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"