Slop and Drop

Also known as the Sloppy John after its creator, the Slop and Drop is a technique in which a man masturbates and immediately falls asleep, thus enhancing both the wank and the ensuing nap. For best results, do not move at all following release, not even to wipe yourself off. Similar to the Slap and Nap.

John: I have nothing planned for tonight. I think I'll probably just pull a Slop and Drop.

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Alabama Slop Drop

Requires a group of four or more men, one women, a bucket, and a trough. To begin, all of the designated men must ejaculate into said bucket. Then, they must pour it in the trough while the women feeds from it as the men are ramming her from behind. When they all finish, they must collectively pick her up, and drop her into the trough of semen. Alabama Slop Drop. BOOM!

Dude, I totally hung out with Miles, Sam, Brandon, Breyden, and Alec last night, and we Alabama Slop Dropped the shit out of that bitch!

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Slop drop

The act of Holding diarrhea or wet feces in with your Ass cheeks, then upon arrival to a toilet releasing your glutes and slamming/dropping on to the toilet as fast as possible to avoid making a mess of yourself and your surroundings.

“That food poisoning was so bad it had me doing a few emergency slop drops”