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Slu Slushy

The Slu Slushy is a vigerous annual challenge used by all Slu students. It begins with five guys huddles in a small room. Each boy has his hands lubed to the max so that his hands are slick. The boys sit very close together so that there knees are touching. They start jerking off the person to there right, and then at specific intervels switch to the person on there left. This continues until someone cums. When someone cums they grab a cup and make sure to not miss any of it. When one leaves the circle, the remaining boys scoot in closer. This continues until there is only one left who hasnt climaxed. His punishement for not jizzing is to not climax at all, he is stuck with blue balls. The student must also drink all of the other boys jizz, but only after it has been frozen down into a soft slurpy.

Slu Student #1: Ay boys, my mullets is about to reach 7 inches. You know what that means?

Slu Student #2: No way! Has it really been a year?

Slu Student #1: I dont think so, but my hair doesnt lie, and who wouldnt mind an extra Slu Slushy?

by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017

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