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Who lit the fucking fuse on your slug plug you stressed out slag?
The mucus plug or
vaginal snot rocket that comes out of a pregnant woman shortly before she goes in to labor. It is made of cervix mucus but happens to look like a disgusting Fucking slug.
Oh snap, my slug plug just came out, I must be about to pop out this baby.
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When having sex with another human and you remove your anal plug and slam into the willing/unwilling date of the partner
Riding it hard, gave her the old plug slug
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A person who gravitates to a nearby public wall socket to charge a personal data device (tablet, computer, cell phone, etc...) and takes an excessive amount of time to perform the task.
Dude 1:"Hey dude! I called you today but it went straight to vmail."
Dude 2:"Dude! I tried to juice my phone at the local Starbucks but the place was overrun by plug slugs!"
Dude 1:"Total bummer, dude!"
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