slug fuck

having sex with a pre-op transvestite with a non-working penis

I mean, yah, it's a dude, but slug fucking doesn't make me gay does it?

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fuck slugs

When slugs disrupt your comfortable middle-class life and fuck up your kitchen and fresh produce like the little shits they are.

Nina: We had a slug infestation in my fucking kitchen. It was horrible, I died inside. I lost a part of me. And now I'm vehemently against slugs. Fuck slugs.

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Slug Throat Fuck

When you have chlamydia and your girlfriend is giving you head, before you cum you spit in her mouth and then release all the sperm in the back of her throat creating a feeling like a slug climbing down her neck.

John:Yesterday I did the Slug Throat Fuck with Jessica,it is weird she enjoys it.
Brad:Dude,you need to cure that shitty STD!!

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Slug fuck

A lover which just lays there when you're have sex

Dude, no matter how hard I pounded her she just laid there like a slug fuck.