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Slutty Muffy

The act of coaxing a rich, stuck-up chick to sleep with you by misrepresenting your own personal wealth and only revealing your true affluence as you ejaculate onto her face or bosom.

An optional, yet not essential, follow-up is to conceal a stack of Monopoly money in your pants and to heave it upon the female post-ejaculation with the intention of having the bills stick to her body (the ejaculate should serve as a viable adhesive).

Yo homey, you rememba that country club having ass bitch from da club last night? Yee, she thought I had mad scrilla. But den i busted her up wit a nut and a handful a rainbow bills. Bitch got a Slutty Muffy.

by MaxMatty July 8, 2011