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smack the pony

Metaphor for female masturbation.

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...

by jensvonbustenskjold July 27, 2011

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smack the pony

a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.

rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules

by dothehustle May 17, 2006

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smack the pony

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

by Greg-K May 30, 2020

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smacks the pony

euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.

She smacks the pony right now.

by zeuS9r May 25, 2007

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smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J June 1, 2009

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Smack the pony

When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.

Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'

by Scottttt21 December 20, 2016

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