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small dick syndrome

inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle

A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly

by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013

43πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


small dick syndrome

a disease that when u give a blowjob the man can not fill ur mouth cause his penis is to small

small dick syndrome- man has a very small dick

by janisha March 18, 2008

34πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


small dick syndrome

What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.

Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.

Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.

That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.

Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.

by RealityForRealists May 2, 2021

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Small dick syndrome

When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.

1) James Finch.

2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"

by LOlolwtfbbq June 4, 2010

65πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Small Dick Syndrome

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.

β€œTucker told me he has a medical condition called β€œSmall Dick Syndrome.”

by Peeboy. March 6, 2023


SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.

Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.

by SDSAnonymous November 5, 2013


SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

In reference to someone (usually but not limited to male) begins displaying behavior that they're jealous, have low self-esteem, and/or passive-aggressive especially towards their partner.

Guy: How many dudes have you slept with? Did you enjoy it? Were they better than me?
His gf: Why does it matter if you haven't noticed anything weird?
Guy: I just want to know.. because I'm curious.
His gf: Geez, what do you have, SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)?

by Szynful March 26, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž