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Your girl-next-door who is not afraid to drive her man's truck, loves to shoot her 22, make Mossy Oak look hot, spends our summers at the lake, and our favoite place to eat is our back yard. We all think that big trucks are better than sportscars, and a good farmer tan turns us on.
All cowboys love a small town girl who is not afraid to get her hands dirty.
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An ugly fat chick who drives a pickup truck and listens to shitty country music. Most small town girls start having babies before they are finished high school, and they are often grandmothers when they are in their thirties.
Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.
You better run off to the big city and go to University, boy. You don't wanna end up married to some small town girl that you knocked up in grade 8.
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When a girl, typically high school age, is in a shitty relationship but refuses to break up with her boyfriend because she doesn't realize the amount of other guys out there in the world. Typical of girls who spend their whole childhood in a small town.
Her boyfriend is such a player, but she won't move on because she has small town girl syndrome.
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The first line in the orgasmic song that is called Don't Stop Believing. If that one line is sung in any public place during a long period of silence it will cause everybody within a 30 foot radius to break out singing.
*In a library after 30 minutes of silence*
Guy 1: Just a small town girl...
Guy 2: ...Living in a lonely world...
Everybody: She took the midnight train going anywhere...
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Don't stop believing; don't give up.
The first line of Journey's classic ballad "Don't Stop Believing", the phrase "just a small town girl..." is used when things seem down and you want to tell someone not to give up, to keep believing.
89th minute, Liverpool 0-1 Real Madrid.
Liverpool supporter #1: Just a small town girl...
Liverpool supporter #2: Living in a lonely world
Liverpool supporter #3: She took a midnight train going anywhere!
Soon,
Everybody: DON'T STOP BELIEVING!
91st minute: Liverpool scores.
92nd minute Liverpool scores again.
Pool wins 2-1.
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