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a noun.
type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)
also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).
see also "suicide car"
"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"
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1. A better alternative to the "punch buggy"/"slug bug" game. Instead of yelling "punch buggy"/"slug bug" when a Volkswagen bug is seen, you yell "smart car!" and proceed to kick the nearest person in the nuts, even if you are driving or the nearest person to you is driving. If the person who is to be kicked is a girl, a kick in the ovaries works just as well.
2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.
1.Jon: "Hey, isn't that one of those new fuel-efficient...
Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*
Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!
2. *Awkward silence*...
Kenny: Smart Car!
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Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?
Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!
Jim: Oh, okay. Why?
Me: I have a policy...
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Noun:
A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.
Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient
SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.
*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*
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A great car little car that not only is extremely fuel efficient, but is also fun to drive.
I bought a Smart Car, and I spend so little money on gas it's amazing.
...
That other person who defined Smart Car is just bitter because he pays about 100$ at the pump for his overkill SUV or pickup truck.
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A compact automobile manufactured by Mercedes-Benz. It has been available in Europe for several years and in Canada for a year or so, arriving in the U.S. as late as 2007. Its advantage to other cars is its incredible efficiency. With today's rising gas prices, a car that can give you 55 miles-per-gallon can certainly save you a lot of money. True, it isn't the best looking car in the world. However, in a certain amount of time, most S.U.V.'s and other large cars will be replaced by compact cars to save costs and maintain efficiency and practicality.
"The Smart Car has got to be the shittiest car I've ever seen."
"We don't all enjoy paying $200 just to fill up the tank."
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a very small, very ugly, four cylinder vehicle that is often consumed as food by Ford F-150s and Chevy Silverados
What was that? It sounded like a lawn mower starting up. Oh, my bad, it was a smart car.
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