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Smart Person

Someone who is intelligent. Stereotyped to be obnoxious, geeky and have no sense of humor. That isn't true. There are two types of smart, Book Smart and Street Smart.

Stranger: Hey Kid, want a piece of candy?
Street Smart Person: Thanks, but no thanks.

Teacher: What is 63 times 99?
Book Smart Person: It is 6237.

by blahbalh5567 September 4, 2010

51๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smart Person

Someone who is better than you at something you are good at.

<Marketer>Oh, Jimmy the computer guy? He's just a geek. But my boss Karen is *Super* smart.

<Christian>Jeremy is such a smart person! Give him any just about any religious quote, and he can tell you who said it and usually which book of the bible it came from!

<Scientist>Bob's a smart guy. His conclusions are always in line with the numbers and he seldom resorts to philosophical arguments to prove his points.

<Fashion snob>My auto mechanic is such an idiot. If he cleaned up the waiting room a bit, replaced some old furniture, and put some interesting things on the walls, he could double his business!
<Cooler mate>So why do you use him?
<Fashion snob>He's good with cars!

by jovanzi April 19, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smart person

Someone who thinks theyโ€™re so smart they think theyโ€™re better than everyone else.

They rarely think about much other than equations and science.
Very condescending to others and egotistical
Better than any of the hardest tests you can get.

Look at Aoife talking to the science teacher all day about chemistry, sheโ€™s such a โ€˜smart personโ€™

by Histo-horse March 7, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


very smart person

someone whose vanity and undeserved sense of moral superiority allows them to be manipulated into supporting phony policies and ideologies. also can be called "useful idiots"

Bill is still tweeting misinformation about Russiagate - he thinks he sounds like a smart person, but he really sounds like a Very Smart Person

by verysmartestperson December 1, 2020

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


smart dumb person

Youโ€™re smart academically but a dumbass in anything else

Youโ€™re a really smart dumb person

by Sour gummie bears August 26, 2023