Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.

Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad

Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.

It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.