smash city

the final destination of any successful collegiate night

Ralph- "Hey fool whats the deal with you and that girl tonight?" Frank- "S*** fool you already know i'm takin her to smash city tonight"

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Smash City

When you take a woman and rock her after a long night of drinking. 2. what you tell ur boys afterwards!!

AFTER U PICK UP UR BRO FROM JAIL.

JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!

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Smash City

When he takes you out on a date in the city during the day and then takes you back to his NYC hotel room to smash. Proceeds to kick you out of his hotel before 7pm because that’s when his fam is showing up to turn up and get fked up.

So are you two going to like date now or something?
Nah, she was jus a smash city. Smash city bish, smash smash city bish. Pop pop pop all over them MF tiddies bish.

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