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Smegma"

That nasty, whitish little shits under the foreskin of your dick

That nigga got so much "Smegma", his bitch left him for a white guy.

by friedchicken23 March 29, 2014

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Smegma

A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.

It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.

As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.

Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.

In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.

"You have a case of smegma. Just use plain water to wash it out."

by DylRicho March 16, 2013

726๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smegma

Dick cheese.

I just finished reading the book "Smegma: It's not that bad"

by Nkos October 10, 2010

150๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


smegma

Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis

yuck...check out all the Smegma underneath my foreskin...DUUUUUUUUUDE!

by Zojase October 20, 2001

5434๐Ÿ‘ 2260๐Ÿ‘Ž


smegma

An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.

Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?

Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?

Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.

by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010

168๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


smegma

a delicious butter substitute

"Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"

by Captn Ben November 1, 2005

5462๐Ÿ‘ 2736๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smegma

Uncircumsized dick cheese

Smegma? Dick cheese? Yeah I bottle that shit

by Bengay19 June 5, 2011

73๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž