smell that shit

A phrase meant to convey proof of the fact that a form of sexual congress with a woman was so recently enjoyed as to leave a lingering scent upon the man's "active" fingers. See fingering.

Generally accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of the index and middle fingers of one hand extended together and held out under someone's nose.

Can be abbreviated STS in emails.

Whatever monkey, I took that girl home right after you guys left the bar. Come on, smell that shit!

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like smell on shit

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.

I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.

Smell like Shit

Its something or someone who smells like poo

You smell like shit you hairy nugget

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Smells like shit

Used to describe a very bad thing, usually, but not always, involving a vile smell.

Also an all encompassing insult

1. Dude, what's wrong with you? Your breath smells like shit!
2. Hey Graham, your face smells like shit!
3. She cheated on her boyfriend? That situation smells like shit to me...

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I smell baby shit

"I smell baby shit" is a derogatory insult meant for anybody who whines about anything. It is a reference to a baby crying when it needs its diaper changed.

Tom: "Why can't this place ever get the foam on my coffee just right? I wish the cups were a different color too!"

John: "I smell baby shit."

Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.

"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made

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the smell of 1000 shits

A phrase used when refering to something that has had roughly 1000 shits taken in it. To picture this, think of the shittiest porto-poty you've ever gone into and picture Bono cooking rotten eggs over a fire of burning hair.

Person 1:"I have to shit, so I'm gonna have to use that gas station restroom"
Person 2:"Good luck."
**...moments later...**
Person 1: "God damn, that bathroom had the smell of 1000 shits."
Person 2: "More like a thousand and one shits, wacka wacka wacka."