Smells like cum!

When someone gets done farting or burping you say "Smells like cum!" causing instant emb embarrassment and or questioning of your friend's sexual preference.

*FART*

Carlos "Ey...Jesus that kinda smells like cum!"

Jesus "So" *blush**blush*

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you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

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