A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.
My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.
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Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.
Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.
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The way stable geniuses spell βsmoking gunβ
Trump is a stable genius who spells βsmoking gunβ as βsmocking gunβ
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A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.
βNo Smocking Gunβ¦No Collusion,β Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.
βThatβs because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contributionβ¦which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obamaβs β but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyerβs liability if he made a mistake, not me).
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The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly
The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"
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