Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

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smoking the salmon

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

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Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

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Not trying to smoke your salmon

When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.

Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.

smoked salmon

For the Northwest area smoked salmon refers to weed. When the person wants to be discreet such as at work, or in conversation. In other places smoked turkey would suffice

I want some of that delicious smoked salmon. You got any smoked salmon I just ran out. My buddy wants some fish wanna come over and have a fish fry? I need an oz. of smoked salmon. I think I ate to much salmon im wasted!

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smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

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Smoked Salmon

The Smoked Salmon Experience

is when you eat a girls vagina

while smoking a cigarette

Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?

Moose: It was an experience

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