Smoking with your dick

When you just feel like you have to smoke an L and you go into your back yard or nearby park (usually on a school day) and you blaze up alone. But then you realize that you have your dick with you and it's all good.

It was Wednesday afternoon and I just couldn't wait until Friday night so I called some friends to hit and L with me but they were doing homework so I went over to that park around the corner and wound up just smoking with my dick. It was pretty chill.

Guy 1: Smoking with your dick is lame. You have nothing to do when you're high!
Guy 2: Are you joking?

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