Taking a break from any type of work while consuming a cigarette and any sort of Mountain Dew product.
Person A: "Where's Joe?"
Person B: "He finished up painting that wall and ran outside for a 'Smoky Mountain' break.
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(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"
(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.
1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.
2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!
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The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.
Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?
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dude, im going to hell today
oh you mean Westgate smoky mountain resort?
yea
A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs
That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe
Blowing smoke between a woman’s breasts
I went out with a guy last night and he totally gave me the Smoky mountains