To smoodle someone is to collect their discharge over a few months and freeze it and see how much you collect over the next few years.
Jeremy: Bro me and Stacy started smoodling last night
Jerome: Eugh gross bro you smoodle
Jeremy: Shut up fag
Jerome: Iβm not gay i just donβt mind taking a cock
A vaginal fart. Same as queef/queeb
I was tappin dat and she ripped a smoodle.
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To have sex with someone
(But in no way with a poodle)
Smoodle the poodle
I smoodled her poodle
I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle
My poodle has been well and truly smoodled
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A made-up species that is closely related to a wolf. It has a long body with 6 legs, 4 of those legs have paws and the last 2 pair are hooves.
That dog has a really long body, kinda like a smoodle.
When you snoot a noodle in your nose, snot comes out called "smoodle."
When you snoot a noodle in your nose, snot comes out called "smoodle."
Jimmy: "Damn, you should've seen Linda at dinner last night, a whole ass snoodle came out of her nose."
Veronica: "Wow, what a stupid bitch."