Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

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Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

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smoof

1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.

"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"

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smoofed

when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness

Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed

Smoof

It's like dope, but better.

"Damn that nigga so smoof, he probably gets all the bitches."

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smoof

1) A fictional substance, mentioned in Fairly Odd Parents; purportedly the "greatest substance in the world". Capable of entrapping genies, especially Norm.

See also unobtainium.

2) An expletive from the same show, presumably referring to the material.

"There's three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof!" -Norm the genie

"Oh, smoof." -Timmy Turner

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smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

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