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Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.
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the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex
"Can I get a kiss now?"
"Nope, get out of here with that smuff mouth."
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A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.
Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)
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The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.
"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."
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Man, Chief really smuffed me again today. It's becoming a habit.
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the act of being smuthered by a "muff"
you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long
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