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Smunch

when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito

finna go smunch

by RealSlimNoodle December 25, 2019

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smunch

(n.) Smunch: a form of punishment from consisting of placing a sandwich to someones ear and punching them as hard as possible.

(v.) To Smunch: The act of smunching.

1. Smunch is a punishment associated with Rubs Law

James "Graham was being a doushe in class so Jake went to Smunch him!"

by Rubbage September 5, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smunch

The combo of smash and crunch.

In Star Trek with Captain Kirk those fake rocks should have smunched them instead of bouncing off.

by BunnySlippersox May 26, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smunch

Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.

You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.

by oliver pantisoff January 1, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smunch

Snacking or eating in a delightful manner

He liked to smunch in his downtime.
Smunching was one of his many hobbies.
She was found at the smunch bar.

by DanDoellion August 22, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


smunch

Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.

I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!

by Smunchy Smuncherson July 11, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


smunch

Smoking pot on your lunch break....SMoke lUNCH, get it?

This is the "meal" between smeakfast & sminner

I went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to......wait, what was i saying?

by ihatemetzgar December 23, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž