snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

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snailed

Online internet users are tricked into going to a video containing the MapleStory snail. There is also a very loud "snaaaaaaaaaaail" being shouted.

See Rick Roll

Bob: go to this website, it will show u what to do
Joe: wtf bob
Bob: u got snailed lololol

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snailed

a combination of hail and snow. looks like small balls of hail with a snow covering. similar to styrofoam pellets in appearance.

Dude, did you see that lastnight? It looked like hail and snow, i don't know. I think it snailed lastnight.

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Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

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Snailing

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!

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snail

Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.

Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.

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SNAILS

Students Not Actually In Law School

It's exam-time and the library is once again full of SNAILS. I can't get a fucking seat anywhere!

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