A combination of 2 words
Sneezed and Farded.
there's also: Snard, Snarding
Friend: WTF I JUST SNEEZED AND FARDED
Me: SNARDED
This word has been in wide use around the Chicago area since I was a kid in the 1960s. It is the nasty black conglomerate of snow, ice, soot and car exhaust particles that forms underneath your car or truck after weeks of constant sub-freezing weather.
In Chicago, snard is an ever present visual reminder of how depressing winter can be.
You can near the unmistakable sound from the alley of someone knocking snard from their car.
Snard is the number one reason for rusting undercarriages in UP Michigan.
Snard makes car wash operations rich.
Snard is about the yukkiest stuff ever.
People down here in Maryland have no concept of what snard is. They are lucky.
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Someone who goes around sniffing girls bike seats.
That man is a snard, what a sick bastard.
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An example of a spacey person.
Brett Lee P, i love you. And you are my snard. : ) hehe
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A person who smells like bacon and only eats papaya.
My best friend is a snard, he eats papaya constantly and always smells like bacon.
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I'm not getting in your car cause there's dog hair all over the seats and snard on the windows.