Random
Source Code
Random
Wait for your partner to fall asleep, and then shove a dog up her bum.
Jane slept at my place night, so I gave her the old sneaky turkish.
4👍 1👎
When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore
Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?
Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish