Sniff my potarty

A phrase often used by esteemed scholars, politicians, writers and those generally in the know.

A potarty is the region between the balls and the leg which often becomes moist with physical activity, it can also mean the area under the shaft and between the balls, which also can become moist.

To sniff one’s potarty allows the sniffer to imbibe not only the smell of the ballicular region but also the spirit.
And for the sniffee it gives a strong sense of wellbeing.

Before the age of the internet, aristocrats would often pen letters to their loved ones encouraging them to “sniff my potarty”.

The word potarty needs to be pronounced in a slight Indian accent. And is a play on the word potato. Because the balls are often referred to as “potato” in many languages.

1: Dearest, may I please ask that you sniff my potarty?
2: Yessir I shall and would like to bequeath you my potarty hairs for your enjoyment.
2: Well that sounds very chollom.