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slurper

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.

HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!

by wreckage February 10, 2003

77๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


slurper

somone that slups chunky jizz off hairy fat guys greezy pizza nipples

guy 1: hav u seen jaimon ?
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper

by mel gibson fan October 17, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali January 10, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


slurper

Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!

People from Scotland

by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.

That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.

by frankrizzoDE September 24, 2009


cod slurper

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

by snickle douche August 13, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž