Snoggle Figgs

The noun used to term a unwanted biscuit, for whaterver reasons, from the biscuit's deteriorated state or the reciepant's state of being, namely one that dosnt want a biscuit.

Robert: 'Hey man, have one of these biscuits, it tastes friggin awesome,'
Andrew: 'You just blew your money on those Snoggle Figgs, and dont bring it anywhere near me,'