Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.
"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."
"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."