hannah snowdon

Hannah Snowdon is Oliver Sykes of Bring Me the Horizons girlfriend. She's a tattoo artist and is the hottest bitch in Sheffield. Also an amazing singer, she's featured on Oli's bands' newest album Sempiternal on the track Deathbeds.

"OMG I'm so jelly of Hannah Snowdon"

"I know she's perfect"

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Snowdon's folly

Named after TV presenter, model and former beau of George Clooney, 'Snowdon's folly' is used to describe the waning popularity of any female celebrity as a result of her refusing to pose fully topless (i.e. nipples).

Person 1: Did you see that Rachel Stevens fell from 7th to 34th in this year's FHM Top 100?

Person 2: Snowdon's folly, innit?

Kristopher Snowdon

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.

Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.

snowdon

To be covered in a layer of cum.

When I was with Erik last night, he got snowdon!