Social Juice-tice

A tacky alcoholic beverage which blatantly and shamelessly exchanges the value of the hard work and dedication of those who want positive social change for a frighteningly-rapid ethanol infusion.

Recipe:
-1 part "joose" filler (energy drink, fruit juice, kool-aid, etc.)
-17 parts liquor

Person 1: "I believe that I can bring a measure of social justice to this town that it has not seen before."

Person 2: "Pshaw. Forget 'justice'. Let's go get crunk on some social Juice-tice!"

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