Sockwelled

being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.

Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."

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sockwell

boys who send dick picks to boys group chats. Considers himself straight but everyone knows the truth. He plays golf... on his free time he does anal with boys but only in secret. He sits with his legs crossed like a girl. He sits in the bathroom during lunch and eats with his imaginary friends.

Do you know Sockwell?
Oh the one that sent the dick pic?
Yeah he is gay. I'm going to his house tonight and we are going to do anal sex.