Soft launch

A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.

Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!

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Soft launch

The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.

I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.

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soft launch

A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.

Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up

Edward: What did you do?

Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.

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Soft Launch

When a guy jerks off while not being erect.

"Oh babe, I'm about to Soft Launch!"

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Soft Launch

A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.

A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.

Hey guys, We have to go. I farted but it turns out I soft launched. I need to change my clothes.

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Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.

Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"

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