Soggy Noodle

A tepid and dull individual, feigning disinterest in order to conceal a lack of verve.

After multiple failed attempts at loosening Sally up, the gentleman halted his efforts and deemed her a soggy noodle.

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soggy noodle

A penis which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a blow job.

A woman gives a man a blow job, but he remains flaccid. Since his penis is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.

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