Someone with no personality
Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce
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When a man shaves his pubes into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then cums on the pubes to simulate salad dressing. After the concoction is complete he then poops in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. When he finishes the dish he then smears the "Salad" into someone's vagina which simulates someone eating this monstrosity... (Yeah you should not try this... its very unsanitary...)
I heard Jack gave her soggy lettuce last night.
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When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.
Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, βIβm sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuceβ.