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Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by TonΓ© hab March 3, 2017

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soggy lettuce

When a man shaves his pubes into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then cums on the pubes to simulate salad dressing. After the concoction is complete he then poops in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. When he finishes the dish he then smears the "Salad" into someone's vagina which simulates someone eating this monstrosity... (Yeah you should not try this... its very unsanitary...)

I heard Jack gave her soggy lettuce last night.

by Traxer April 8, 2015

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, β€˜I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023