Soldier 95 Shirt

Type of camoflaged shirt used by the British Armed Forces. Breaks up pattern enabling better concealment. Has a tonne of pockets.

Person 1: Today I feel like going commando!
Person 2: Ew! Go do it in a forest.
Person 1: I plan to! In my lovely Soldier 95 Shirt.
Person 2: Thank heck for that. I thought you were going skinny dipping or something.

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