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(noun)-a person who believes he/she is the center of the universe
See also: cockbunny
My girlfriend is a solipsist.
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Someone who only perceives their own feelings, thoughts, and awareness of the world around them. For the solipsist, no other ways of perceptions or thinking is possible in the solipsist's mind, where in this solipsist's mind the notion is closed or terminated that any other mind exists but that of the solipsist and their limited and restricted view of the world.
The solipsistic person believed that her experiences and conclusions are representative of everyone's experiences and conclusions. She tended to see everything she experience in terms of herself and her own needs - personalizing what she saw regardless of the fact that her endless personalization of what she saw didn't make contextual sense.
a person who straddles two lanes while driving or two spaces while parking his / her car; also, a person who uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace it with a new roll
What kind of solipsist parks his car perpendicular to the lines, taking up three spaces?
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An individual who can only perceive their own thoughts, feelings, and awareness of the world around them. No other set of perceptions are possible--thereby ending the notion that any other mind exists but that of the solipsist and his restricted world view.
G Bush 11 is solipsistic-chic: his perception that other countries should be forced to pursue democracy regardless of the improbable nature of that happening in tribal or dictator-led countries--and contrary to the views, opinions of a vast majority both domestically and abroad, including countries like Iraq and Afghanistan, who he perceives will benefit from his solipsistic belief system despite these countries' deep history to the contrary.
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The solipsistic shit (or solipshit) is the shit you know you've taken, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing in there. This actually has a logical explanation. 9 times out of 10 when this occurs, the shit you took was so powerful and so heavy, that you basically dropped an anchor in the bitch, and the shit sunk to the bottom of the toilet half way down the drain and you just didn't see it.
Person 1: Man, I just this massive shit and I know I did, but there was nothing in the toilet when I looked.
Person 2: Looks like you've experienced the solipsistic shit.
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99.9% of blogs
(could also be solipsistic cRaptrap)
His solipsistic claptrap is so yawn...
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