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The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.
Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.
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A day thankful for your child. It’s basically like mothers or Father’s Day but for the kids. A day dedicated to your kids to show how thankful and proud of them you are. (On June 2nd!)
“I’m gonna show my kids some appreciation one national daughter/son day”
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On August 28th it is Get Your Son Canes Day!!
"hey dad,did u know today u have to get me canes since it is Get your son canes day!"
National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day
Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women
National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)
National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.
Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!