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1. To treat a person, usually a grown man like he was your own child.
2. To demean or disrespect; Man handle
Jay-z " I son niggas like a adopted you" Rock star freestyle
"Yo that dude just smacked you and you aint do shit. Why you let him son you like that"
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When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.
I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.
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A phrase yelled at someone to show that you despise them and think that their mother is a whore. It is a phrase used by certain awkward, big nosed people when they are angry. One way to anger such a person would be to, for example, inadvertently hit said person in the testicles with a frisbee. This phrase is best yelled while attempting to kick whomever hit you with the aforementioned frisbee, although the kicking can be rendered useless by your target keeping you at a distance with his long arms.
*Person 1 accidently hits the awkward person in the testicles with a frisbee.
Person 1: Oh shit dude, i'm sorry! Are you alright?
Awkward person: You Son of a Bitch!
*the awkward person attempts to kick person 1 only to be thwarted by person 1's long arms and non-awkward disposition.
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
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Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS
IF MOM WAS WHITE
Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?
Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want
Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do
Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy
Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!
Timmy: Ok bitch
IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE
Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!
Jamal: Yes mom?
Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?
Jamal: Oh, its because of-
NEXT DAY
Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms
Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*
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When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms
Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*
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When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms
I am josh dun with you son.
Person: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Taylor: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Taylor: josh dun with you son
*drums into the sunset*
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