Sonic Forces is a stupid fucking game i hate it so fucking much fuck that game
"Hey! you wanna play some Sonic Forces--"
"NO SHUT UP"
9๐ 4๐
Terrible normie Sonic game that has the worst storyline in all of Sonic. Tails is very afraid and can't do things on his own. Also, Chaos was revealed to return again, but it was all a prank, meaning they lied. Plus, the levels are terrible, especially the Classic Sonic ones. It even makes Labyrinth look good, and that's not a good thing. And the music is awful and even Cardi B can make better songs than Fist Bump. This game is the reason why 10s Sonic, other than Generations and Mania, sucks ass, along with Lost World, and Boom as a whole. Also why 00s Sonic is way better because we had good games. Call me a boomer, but I was born in 2005.
Normie: Sonic Forces is amazing! Best game of the 21th Century!
Me: You're joking. Sonic has way better games than Forces, especially from the 2000s. Unleashed, Colors, 3 and Knuckles, Adventure 2, Black Knight, Chronicles, Secret Rings, even 06 is universes ahead of Forces.
Normie: What.
Me: You don't know those games?! Educate yourself. Because Forces is the definition of a normie Sonic game. Those games are better and are good.
Normie: Ok boomer.
Me: I was born in 2005 you idiot!!!
Normie: Okay then, chill. Go listen to your lean Xanax music. I'm going to listen to good Sonic songs.
Me: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Scott, Asap Rocky, Tyler The Creator, and YBN Cordae don't do Xanax fool!!!
Normie: Racist.
Me: "Racist" my ass!
2๐ 4๐
You to be dissapointed
"Sonic Forces ... is Better Than Mania!"
-No One
12๐ 2๐
The most rigged mobile Sonic game for mobile devices.
Guy 1: Hey have you played Sonic Forces: Speed Battle?
Guy 2: oh you mean that rigged game? Totally...
10๐ 1๐
A game made by incompetent game developers.
Dan: I wanna try out Sonic Forces Speed Battle!
Me: Dude, no. That game sucks. Play anything else.
7๐ 1๐
Absolute bliss, an experience like nothing else. Your mind will go blank and all you'll feel is full body pleasure like you're a divine being. The greatest game of all time.
I wish I could inject sonic forces speed battle into my bloodstream