Soprano Cornet

Used in Brass bands to produce a tight laser beam of incredibly high intensity. If used in conjunction with a shallow small bore mouthpiece it is capable of bringing down aircraft from heights of up to 50,000,000 feet.

Not to be confused with a soprano saxophone which is for pussies.

Soprano cornet brings down Airbus A380 from 40,000,000 feet overvthe Atlantic.

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