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A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
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A teacher with no soul, is devoid of all emotion, a killer of fun, and hates Harambe, bans Kahoots, and wants his students to die of boredom
"Were you just in environmental science?" "Yeah, the teacher is a total Sorenson "
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Someone with the name gabe Sorensen is typically a funny dude. They are usually tall, white, funny, and an absolute beast at fighting, but they also tend to be unnatractive, not very smart, and a weirdo. Gabe’s usually besties with eveyone and is typically a god.
That dude is so hot, it must be
a gabe sorenson
a stupid skinny bastard who weres a stupid smerf hat and holds grudges for peaple who take it. he really gay and should be shot in the face a million times.
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He likes the spider pus pus. and is slow
Him:Dude that guys is weird
Her:Yeah hes a cole sorenson
The act of talking shit to someone while not being able to back it up. You may call someone a "piece of shit", tell them to go "suck a fatty" or talk more shit, but really, you won't do anything physical. Sideaffects include, but are not limited to; being called a pussy/bitch (etc.), being teased often while knowing you won't/can't do anything about it, get to be a very pissy person, and this phrase also works when you're being a jealous bitch.
Cody: I'm gonna beat Brandens ass again!
Jon: Ok but just don't Pull a Sorenson....