Soup Cheeks

When you have a bad case of swamp ass, and the sweat is running down your back across your ass cheeks.

"Did you see the back of Jimmy's shorts? You could tell he sure had a bad case of the soup cheeks."

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup