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When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!
Look at Shanda over there, she passed out in her bowl! She must be soup wasted!