South Butt

A parody apparel company which served to spoof its biological and directional counterpart, The North Face. The South Butt idea is simple: stay comfortable, relaxed, and always be yourself. In contrast to The North Face slogan “never stop exploring” The South Butt’s slogan is “never stop relaxing.”

"I’m totally down with The South Butt way of life"

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South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.